Sweet, Southern, And Sassy

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

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dumbkawaii:

so my school gave me a kit 

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and of course it came with a condom

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and also

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a razor and shaving cream so i can shave for the guy if i wanna 

but then i realized….

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they gave me mac and cheese

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i gave my roommate an extra condom because

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id much rather have my mac and cheese then be with a dumb boy

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jabura:

some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll be picked up that’s what the cleaners are paid for

me: my mama said we can’t be friends anymore effective right now immediately 

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kingdom-fandom:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

THE FACE. WHEN THE WATER FALLS. OH GOD

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oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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